Maybe this hits too close to home.

I did like the part about burning all the Service Desk tickets, “It’s the quickest and most efficient way to deal with service requests in a timely manner… this way we can address all of them at once.”

The smoke is a nice touch.

It’s all fun and games until the Halon fire suppression system dumps.

(See also: fnal.gov: April Fools 2010)